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Beach Road

Whilst in some parts of the country roads have become rivers, this one has turned in to a beach!...
17:14 Mon 17th Feb 20143 answers, last by mikey4444 09:29 Tue 18th Feb 2014
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Stand by for a glut of themed coffins - what would be on yours? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2561169/Making-mocha-ry-tradition-Coffee-lover-buried-Costa-themed-coffin.html...
16:41 Mon 17th Feb 20147 answers, last by vulcan42 17:43 Tue 18th Feb 2014
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Ee By Gum

Perhaps judges should let criminals choose which jail they want to spend their sentence in in future? Could be the next human 'rights' violation?...
10:52 Thu 13th Feb 20141 answer, last by ummmm 10:56 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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Some People Should Never Have Children

.....and this pair should be sterilised immediately so they can't breed ever again. It's a cruel world when there's responsible childless couples who can't have kids but would love them and make great...
20:55 Wed 12th Feb 20144 answers, last by Cloverjo 21:09 Wed 12th Feb 2014
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Deja-Vu.....another Devil Dog Mauls Young Child To Death

Isn't it time they all pit bulls, mastiffs etc were destroyed to stop more families suffering? What purpose do they serve? A vicious dog can hardly be described as a family pet? Why would anyone allow...
22:43 Tue 11th Feb 201455 answers, last by Baldric 23:16 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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Fergie, A Man With A Crystal Ball Who Saw The Future And Got Out At The Right Time

He saw the future at ManU and it didn't look too clever - and how right he was! Ageing players either injury prone/past their best (or both) - Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, Carrick, Giggs Younger players...
15:57 Tue 11th Feb 201468 answers, last by davetuc 16:50 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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£440K For 'hurt Feelings'

Everything that's wrong with this country's compensation system Nearly £½million for his 'hurt feelings' because he wasn't man enough to deal with colleagues banter over his OTT actions during...
10:49 Thu 06th Feb 201430 answers, last by emmie 15:12 Fri 07th Feb 2014
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Axed Workers Spell Out What They Think Of The Company.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/thwaites-brewery-sign-lights-changed-3059037#.UuVJYHVFCAI Classic!...
18:48 Sun 26th Jan 20143 answers, last by Dee Sa 00:35 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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Graham Swann

http://a.wattpad.net/cover/4935254-256-k796218.jpg...
12:11 Mon 23rd Dec 201321 answers, last by Steve.5 22:45 Wed 25th Dec 2013
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Schools

In more sensible times long since past, children (and their siblings) went to the school nearest to where they lived and not to schools chosen by their parents based on position in 'league tables'...
14:17 Fri 20th Dec 201334 answers, last by StevenNelson 05:15 Fri 27th Dec 2013
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Firefighters On Strike

Whinging that their pension age is going up to 60, saying that 60 is too old for them to be doing such a physical job Yes, they do a very dangerous job but half the time they are hanging around at the...
22:31 Wed 13th Nov 201316 answers, last by Everhelpful 21:36 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Spot The Odd One Out

Adele, Penelope Cruz, Eva Longoria and Jennifer Lopez http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2496663/Adele-turns-12-million-contract-replace-Cheryl-Cole-face-LOreal.html Which one certainly...
16:48 Sun 10th Nov 20132 answers, last by mccfluff 17:06 Sun 10th Nov 2013
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Adele

Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her new album 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month....
21:58 Sat 09th Nov 201319 answers, last by mushroom25 11:11 Sun 10th Nov 2013
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Ice Skating

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird giving me the eye. Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy so am not very good at breaking the ice,"...
19:24 Sun 03rd Nov 20134 answers, last by maggiebee 11:24 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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Gamesmaster

I challenged a bloke to a game of darts down the pub last night. He beat me 3-0, hitting 6 180's and a 170 checkout on the way. We then played pool and he broke and cleared 3 times in a row without me...
14:17 Mon 21st Oct 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 17:07 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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Southampton Manager

Pochettino - isn't it about time he made an effort to learn English?
09:14 Sun 25th Aug 20131 answer, last by Mattk 11:10 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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Blonde Meter Reader

Johnny was on the phone to his electricity provider about his bill and he said his blonde girlfriend "Pop into the garage with a pen and paper love and write down what it says on the meter" She came...
13:48 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Phil Taylor Cheat

'Finished' on double 12 but it was outside the wire yet he didn't own up Already leading the match on the way to an easy 6-1 victory, it's not what you'd expect from a 16 times world champ...
12:54 Fri 26th Jul 201315 answers, last by ToraToraTora 14:26 Sun 28th Jul 2013
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Well, Have You............?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2377657/Have-YOU-sex-car-Half-Most-popular-Ford-Fiesta-Volkswagen-Golf-Vauxhall-Corsa.html Me?........Peugeot 309 (inside and also on the bonnet - her @rse...
14:51 Thu 25th Jul 201340 answers, last by netibiza 20:20 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Scottish Leagues Renamed

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/8838341/new-scottish-leagues-announced Lets just copy off the English and call them Premiership, Championship, Leagues 1 and League 2 eh chaps?...
13:04 Wed 24th Jul 2013

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