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Going to the Edinburgh Tattoo next Tuesday......Any comments? X
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Why do people, especially Anne Robinson, think that men who like musicals are gay? I'm not gay but I do like musicals. A lot of the stories are femail orientated but the songs and musical arrangements...
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Take a packet of 'Wotsits' and carefully open the bag, then remove a single 'Wotsit' from the afore-mentioned bag and place the 'Wotsit' into the mouth horizontally, not vertically, taking care not to...
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You use a public toilet and wash your hands before you leave,(I hope). That, maybe a waste of time, the person leaving in front of you may not have washed theirs. What is the last thing you do before...
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His care home is being paid for by the State...Why? If he can live the high life in Brazil, he must have some money stashed away somewhere,don't you think?
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I was reading the label on my jar of Peanut Butter.And at the bottom it said "May contain nuts"! Do they think we're stupid or what?
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He has just moved back to his home in Scotland after his self-imposed 6 month exile in France. I'm totally against hooliganism and vandalism but I would turn a blind eye in this case What do you...
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Just been for a walk down the 'prom'. Temperature way up.Too hot so we had an ice-cream..Delicioso.x
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Iv'e just been to mother-in-law's for a meal and she asked me how many slices of gravy I wanted.That's not normal, is it? What's your mother-in -law like?
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I've bought some real oats but the porridge I make is very coarse and 'bitty'. Why is that?
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Do you know why bats hang upside down??
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Why is it when I go out and see a fire engine with it's blue light flashing, I think it's my house there calling at.? Do you think it's my age?
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Is she one hot babe or not?
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Who was he?
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Where did that word come from?
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UK, UK, UK, UK,....That's all you hear...What's happened to Great Britain?
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Evnin.....
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Does anybody know if Bobby George (dart player) was in the Merchant Navy? I'm sure I have met him somewhere...
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Lowestoft Air Festival next Thursday and Friday....
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I have posted a message on the "Law" page...Maybe you can help..Thanks...

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