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What Do We Want?

A Northern Irish accent. When do we want it? Noy....
13:04 Mon 25th May 20209 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:17 Tue 26th May 2020
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My Favourite..

...Ken Dodd joke is. What a beautiful day to knock on the Kremlin door and ask is Len in?...
16:12 Fri 22nd May 202018 answers, last by marval 18:25 Fri 22nd May 2020
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Basil

I've grown some basil from seed. The plants are about 6" high. Will pinching out the tops make them bush out or stop them growing?...
10:42 Fri 22nd May 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:27 Sat 23rd May 2020
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Elvis Costello's...

....new Mediterranean sausages are wonderful. Olive salami is here to stay....
20:55 Mon 18th May 20205 answers, last by vulcan42 21:45 Mon 18th May 2020
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Ear Worm:-(

Bluebell polka by Jimmy Shand was played on R3 this week and its been going around in my head for days. Is there a cure?...
19:24 Sat 16th May 202020 answers, last by barry1010 09:02 Sun 17th May 2020
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Frosted Main Crop Spuds.

Got some frost damage on the above. Have seen conflicting advice on internet sites. Do I leave the leaves on or chop them off? Btw, I did cover them....
11:23 Fri 15th May 20202 answers, last by melv16 14:03 Fri 15th May 2020
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So....

... Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are to stay at home. Sounds like the world cup qualifiers to me......
14:00 Wed 13th May 20201 answer, last by zabado 16:03 Wed 13th May 2020
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Hungarian Saker Falcons.

http://mavir.hu/web/mavir/feszekmegfigyeles Only one chick this year....
11:55 Wed 13th May 2020
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I've Just...

... been sacked from my job at the pet shop. I was caught with my hands in the trill......
15:45 Tue 12th May 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 18:31 Tue 12th May 2020
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Can Anyone...

...tell me who played Forest Gump? T.hanks...
18:13 Mon 11th May 20205 answers, last by Spicerack 20:46 Tue 12th May 2020
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I've Just...

... seen a one armed man walk into a second hand shop...
11:35 Mon 11th May 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 13:44 Mon 11th May 2020
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I've Just...

...read the history of dance. There's a twist at the end...
12:19 Fri 08th May 20204 answers, last by mallyh 13:49 Fri 08th May 2020
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She Was....

... only the Town Clerk's daughter, but she let the Borough Surveyor.
19:58 Thu 07th May 202016 answers, last by Denton 21:58 Fri 08th May 2020
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I Went To..

..the book shop today and asked for a book on how to make gravy. "It's out of stock", said the Owner. "That's the one," I replied....
21:09 Wed 06th May 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 00:05 Thu 07th May 2020
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Mixing...

Alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird....
20:16 Wed 06th May 202021 answers, last by Patsy33 00:43 Thu 07th May 2020
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We Were..

...so poor when I was a kid. We had to have ordinary K for breakfast...
10:48 Tue 05th May 202012 answers, last by Patsy33 13:49 Tue 05th May 2020
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I've Left..

...my job playing triangle in a reggae band. It was one ting after another...
11:25 Mon 04th May 20203 answers, last by NickorWan 13:58 Mon 04th May 2020
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German Eagle Owls

http://uhu.webcam.pixtura.de Chicks been fed at the moment....
15:25 Sun 03rd May 20204 answers, last by melv16 15:44 Tue 05th May 2020
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I Locked...

...my wife and dog in the boot of my car. Guess who was pleased to see me when I let them out....
19:06 Sat 02nd May 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 19:11 Sat 02nd May 2020
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Leicester Peregrines.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1255087361148497920 Trouble int mill at Leicester sote...
16:14 Tue 28th Apr 20207 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:07 Wed 29th Apr 2020

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