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Bless You..

My local Vicar has corona. After watching Trump I decided to force feed him a bottle of Dettol. Today I was arrested and charged with a bleach of the Priest
13:35 Fri 24th Apr 20202 answers, last by marval 23:04 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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I Knew A Bloke....

...Who went under the name of Steppenwolf. It was a pseudonym of course..he was born Toby Wild.
13:25 Fri 24th Apr 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:47 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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Only...

....35 claps to Christmas.
12:16 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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To The Person..

..who stole my case of Red Bull, I hope you can sleep at night.
08:35 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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How Do You...

... torture a Scotsman? Put on a Jimmy Shand record, then nail his feet to the floor....
08:14 Thu 23rd Apr 20202 answers, last by marval 13:26 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
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Me And My..

...mate went to play football in a quarry. I won 3-2 on aggregate.
21:22 Tue 21st Apr 20204 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:11 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Who'd Have Thought It.

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18:47 Tue 21st Apr 202012 answers, last by ladybirder 19:27 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Gamekeepers:-(

https://mobile.twitter.com/ranger__nick/status/1251906927401074691/photo/2 How can anyone do a job like theirs....
20:16 Mon 20th Apr 20205 answers, last by iluvmargie 14:21 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Congratulations To...

... Hugh Zappritti Boyden on becoming president of the British budgerigar association.
10:30 Mon 20th Apr 202018 answers, last by marval 22:57 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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Starter Thief..

Wanted Bread or olive......
11:59 Sun 19th Apr 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:21 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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What Did...

...the drummer call his twin girls? Anna 1 Anna 2........
19:31 Sat 18th Apr 20204 answers, last by melv16 20:45 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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A Duck Walks..

Into a bar. Barman says waddle it be..
09:16 Sat 18th Apr 202010 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:06 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Great British Menu.

Why do I want to slap the pretentious judges!
20:48 Fri 17th Apr 20207 answers, last by Spicerack 21:10 Fri 17th Apr 2020
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Crossword Clue (3)

Postman Pat's lost his bag?
21:53 Wed 15th Apr 20201 answer, last by melv16 22:11 Wed 15th Apr 2020
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Answer Box Removal

Why can't I add an answer to my thread below? https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden/Question1695131.html...
21:39 Wed 15th Apr 20205 answers, last by Jordyboy9 21:56 Wed 15th Apr 2020
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A Man Walks Into A Bar...

Lucky barsteward.
20:23 Wed 15th Apr 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 21:31 Wed 15th Apr 2020
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Crossword Clue (2)

Seagoing mammal. 5,3.
09:16 Wed 15th Apr 20207 answers, last by melv16 10:40 Wed 15th Apr 2020
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Crossword Clue.

Flightless bird 5,7...
07:41 Wed 15th Apr 202018 answers, last by marval 14:40 Wed 15th Apr 2020
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I'm Not...

...saying I live in a rough area, but the butcher is selling broken legs of lamb.
08:48 Fri 10th Apr 20204 answers, last by JJ109 12:01 Fri 10th Apr 2020
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Breaking News!

2 people found sunbathing in Scotland today have tested positive for hypothermia.
13:19 Wed 08th Apr 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 14:26 Wed 08th Apr 2020

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