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Washing Machine Powder Drawer.

Trying to clean it as it's all clagged up with powder and conditioner. Would it be ok to put it int dishwasher?...
16:31 Wed 06th Nov 201913 answers, last by saintpeter48 17:39 Thu 14th Nov 2019
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Shooting Game Birds.

https://raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2019/11/05/dead-partridges-dumped-in-lay-by/amp/?__twitter_impression=true If shooting game birds is bad enough, not eating them is criminal. Btw, two...
13:29 Tue 05th Nov 20197 answers, last by melv16 10:10 Wed 06th Nov 2019
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The Proclaimers....

...started a landscape company. I inquired about them cutting my lawn. They couldn't do the job, no mower, apparently.
10:44 Tue 05th Nov 20198 answers, last by Canary42 15:42 Tue 05th Nov 2019
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You Need...

...a labotomy like a hole in the head....
19:55 Sat 02nd Nov 20193 answers, last by Electrochem 07:53 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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Quinoa

Has anyone got any recipes for the above. Does eating quinoa make me middle class?:-)...
15:31 Fri 01st Nov 201933 answers, last by melv16 13:53 Tue 05th Nov 2019
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A Yorkshire Farmer...

...finds a man on his knees sipping water with his lips from a stream on his land. "Tha dunt wanna drink water frum that stream, lad. Pigs, cows and sheep pish and poo in it. "I'm from London and...
16:28 Wed 30th Oct 20196 answers, last by Ken4155 19:28 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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I Was...

...in Sydney airport and there was a guy playing Mama Mia on the didgeridoo. He was an Abba original.......
09:47 Fri 25th Oct 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 13:40 Fri 25th Oct 2019
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Waxwings.

One has been seen at Flamborough head. Yayyy
13:02 Thu 24th Oct 20195 answers, last by melv16 15:15 Fri 22nd Nov 2019
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Sick, Sick, Sick!

I just read on my local forum that some psychos have got into my local animal farm and randomly slaughtered 4 goats. WHY?...
16:07 Sun 20th Oct 201916 answers, last by Barsel 16:53 Sun 20th Oct 2019
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Loose Women.

If a dog bit any of the panel of the above programme, would it die of silicon or Botox poisoning?:-)
13:47 Thu 17th Oct 20197 answers, last by corylus 18:52 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Is Being...

... terrible at maths a 5 of 1 and half a dozen of the other?
12:03 Wed 16th Oct 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 12:16 Wed 16th Oct 2019
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I Used...

....to think I was good in bed, until I discovered that the Mrs was asthmatic...
11:37 Tue 15th Oct 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 12:31 Tue 15th Oct 2019
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Pneumonia Jab.

I've just been offered the above. Are there any side effects from having one?
11:12 Tue 15th Oct 201921 answers, last by TonyV 20:09 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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Excellent News:-)

https://www.exhibitioncentreliverpool.com/media-centre/latest-news/2019/statement/...
12:21 Wed 09th Oct 20195 answers, last by hereIam 16:31 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Autumn's Arrived.

I just seen my first fieldfare and redwings in my local park. Waxwings have also made an appearance in Shetland....
15:26 Mon 07th Oct 20194 answers, last by melv16 21:30 Mon 07th Oct 2019
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Wow.

I was given tickets to go and see Beverley Knight singing Stevie Wonder songs last night. What a voice, backed by a 20 piece orchestra. She's possibly the only person who could do his songs justice....
11:32 Sun 06th Oct 20191 answer, last by wolf63 14:31 Sun 06th Oct 2019
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In A Quandary

About half an hour ago when I was coming back from the shops I caught my neighbour's 15yr old son smoking dope. Do I tell his mother?...
21:43 Wed 25th Sep 201935 answers, last by melv16 09:05 Fri 27th Sep 2019
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Mark Laurenson

Where does he get his shirts from? They're 'king dreadful:-)
13:38 Sat 21st Sep 201910 answers, last by agchristie 14:04 Sat 21st Sep 2019
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Type 2 Diabetes

I've read somewhere that you can cure this by diet alone. I read on here that someone had succeeded in doing this,( I think it was baldric). Any advice would be greatly appreciated....
15:59 Fri 20th Sep 201932 answers, last by hc4361 15:03 Thu 26th Sep 2019
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A Note...

...walks into a bar...
15:14 Wed 04th Sep 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 22:13 Wed 04th Sep 2019

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