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Bowel Cancer Screening Kit

I received my kit this week but haven't yet started to collect my samples. As it's awkward, pooing onto your hand, would it still be a true sample if you were to take a smear from the toilet paper...

alison43331

Hi I have a Windows Vista 32 Bit Lap Top & I haveing problems seeing which Internet sites are open at the same time on the bottom of my screen (TASK BAR???) as they always were before I have to run...

weecalf

Early In Morning But

At .15% per annu. what approx would I gain by leaving £ 4000 in the account for an extra month ?...

cupid04

Bar Talk

A man goes into a pub. 'It's a miracle,' he says to his friend Dave. 'My todger has doubled in length overnight.' 'How did that happen?' Dave asks. 'Well,' his friend replies, 'my new girlfriend is...

whistonian

Ironing

I have just finished doing the ironing,Ok i don't mind ironing but when I pick up those *** fitted sheets I despair. How do you iron yours,or maybe your sensible and don't use fitted sheets

sp1814

It's Entirely Appropriate That This Soldier Is Disciplined

...but part of me kinda wishes he could have a little slap on the wrist and have it forgotten. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29054216 What are your feelings on this? I feel conflicted....

carrust

Bee Eaters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-28529406 One advantage of global warming....

carrust

Nokia Lumina 630

I'm getting my 1st smart phone tomorrow, which comes with a new sim card. How do I get the numbers off my old phone to the new one? BTW, I suffer from serious Ludditus:-)

danchip

Cleaning Metal

I've got some cast iron ornaments which have previously been kept in place with bitumen, I would like to clean all the bitumen off but have tried chipping it off, scraping it, burning it off but all...

Henrietta

Would You Do This In Front Of Your Children?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbUdWQjMCQ I'm a meat/fish eater but isn't this not as bad but slightly the same as taking a child to an abattoir? I've seen in many countries where...

ethandron

Bank Holiday Breakfast

The weather is so awful and the grey day was stretching ahead so we decided to treat ourselves to breakfast out...eggs benedict for me, and a breakfast bap for him. It was the second best eggs...

Chipchopper

Mower Oil Change ?

Next time my mower runs out of fuel, I'm planning on taking the opportunity to change the oil, thats now become black and thin. Trouble is, I can't seem to locate the drain plug (Briggs & Stratton...

Shazbuts

Car Insurance Claim

My car is due to be repaired this Thursday re an accident in April when someone went into the back of my car causing damage to the left back bumper and light. He eventually admitted liability hence...

Pete_the_teach

Last Bit Of Grauniad

Assuming that OXALIS and ON A PAR are correct, I am having trouble fitting the last two (VARESE;ZINNIA) in! Any help welcome.

EcclesCake

Perfume Leak

A bottle of perfume has spontaneously popped its stopper and leaked into a chest of drawers. Every time I open the draw it is completely over powering. Given the inclement weather I can't take it...

ChillDoubt

Well Done England

Total annihilation of India in the last 3 Tests. Yes, I was calling for Cook to be replaced as captain(still think it should be someone else, he doesn't respond well to pressure as a rule) but remain...

dieseldick

Easiest Way In Car From Liverpool - Folkstone

should i go round bottom of london ring road or over past north london and round by dartford bridge ? i drive a diesel dS3 citreon 45 mph to gallon i think i will get. just trying to work out is it...

MichaelZZ

Xdp Express

Has anyone used this relatively new courier? If so, do you have a list of locations of their depots. I have been advised that they have a parcel in transit for me and I am thinking of collecting it if...

Daij

Good Or Bad Grammar?

Is it good grammar to end a request for something with the term, "as far as conveniently possible." I heard that today and felt it was the most cumbersome phrase I'd ever heard. But is it...