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Botched Operation

Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again." Patient: "Are you kidding me? Tell you what Doctor, take this £10 note and buy a new...
16:29 Thu 20th May 20212 answers, last by William51 22:08 Sun 23rd May 2021
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The Streaker

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his...
13:15 Thu 20th May 20213 answers, last by Buenchico 22:12 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Stammering

While waiting at the bus stop, a man with a stutter asked another, "E-e-excuse m-me, w-w-what t-time is it?" The other man didn't reply. Again, the man asked, "E-excuse m-m-me, c-can y-you t-t-tell me...
11:16 Thu 20th May 20212 answers, last by Ken4155 11:27 Thu 20th May 2021
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In The Sand Dunes

A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the sand dunes. They were being very affectionate. The girl was running her hands all over her boyfriend's...
14:41 Wed 19th May 20211 answer, last by jno 14:53 Wed 19th May 2021
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Confession

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. "What did you take?"...
14:19 Wed 19th May 2021
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Murder

A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped." "Ok, constable, have you arrested...
17:14 Tue 18th May 20211 answer, last by bookbinder 17:16 Tue 18th May 2021
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Three Ants

Three ants find an elephant asleep. First ant says, "Let's get him!" Second one says, "Let's beat him up!" Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and...
17:06 Tue 18th May 20213 answers, last by Togo 19:02 Tue 18th May 2021
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In Court

A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was...
11:14 Tue 18th May 20211 answer, last by Spicerack 11:29 Tue 18th May 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

There is a fun quiz every Sunday at 7pm. It only takes about 30 minutes and you just follow the link below, no charges, nothing to download at all. You can use your own name or an alias. All questions...
19:17 Mon 17th May 20211 answer, last by brian j john 19:21 Mon 17th May 2021
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Ice Creams

I often visit an ice cream parlour in town. This morning there was a new girl serving. I asked her, "What flavours do you have today?" She said in a very hoarse voice."Vanilla, chocolate and...
17:52 Mon 17th May 20215 answers, last by William51 22:10 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Getting Married

Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just...
12:17 Mon 17th May 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 12:34 Mon 17th May 2021
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Bad Language

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. "Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, that...
10:17 Mon 17th May 2021
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Finders Keepers

Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: "I found twenty pence on the pavement. Little Johnny: "That's mine. I dropped a twenty-pence coin there this morning." Little Mary: "But, what I found was two...
14:33 Sun 16th May 2021
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How Much?

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"...
18:21 Sat 15th May 20214 answers, last by William51 22:11 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Appendicitis

A man phoned his doctor saying his wife appeared to be having an appendicitis attack. "That's impossible," the physician replied. "She had an appendectomy last year. Why are you bothering me for...
13:32 Sat 15th May 2021
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At The Zoo

The young lady strolled through Chester Zoo and finally paused in front of the monkey island. Mystified as to the whereabouts of the animals, she queried the keeper, "Where are all of the monkeys?"...
12:14 Sat 15th May 2021
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Fishing

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over...
13:16 Fri 14th May 20213 answers, last by Bazile 13:38 Fri 14th May 2021
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At A Museum

I was at a museum, and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures. He told me no, as they preferred it if the pictures stayed on the wall....
18:56 Thu 13th May 2021
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Good Repair Man

Susie: "My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything." Jane: "My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You'll never get anything new."...
16:20 Thu 13th May 2021
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Plane

His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a mobile phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving...
11:01 Thu 13th May 20212 answers, last by Samuraisan 16:54 Fri 14th May 2021

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