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Tribal

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth... ...

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Monk

At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas can the monk speak, and then only two words, and only to the head monk. On his first Christmas there,... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Blonde

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many... ...

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College

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in... ...

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Job

Two out of work east European bums decided that they would be better
off in a more city location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district. A hooker... ...

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Hello Sailor

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was
taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room... ...

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And There's More

My mate just got sacked from the Pet shop
The owner caught him with his hands in the trill ! ___ Me at 16- “This radio is playing my favourite song”
Me at 21- “This bar is playing my favourite song”
Me... ...

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There's More

This guy was staggering along the road, much the worse for the drink, throwing empty beer cans into the street and falling into peoples gardens. His singing gained the attention of a passing... ...

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There's More

I was in a Café happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...
Said I was Dunkin' disorderly. ___ I stayed at a hotel yesterday and couldn't help noticing that some... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Check Up

Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short? Husband: Cut it. W: I took lot of efforts to grow it long.. H: Then don't cut it W: They say short hair is the fashion these days.. H: Then cut it W: What if... ...

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And There's More

I saw my wife using her phone to record herself getting her hair styled.
I think she's planning to watch the highlights later. ___ I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just... ...

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A Few More

My mate lost a toe and they replaced it with a rubber one.
His name is Roberto! ___ England has won the World Hairbrushing Championships!
It’s combing home, It’s combing home… ___ It's proving very... ...

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And There's More

An ice-cream van has crashed on the M56 - police have put cones out! ___ Was queuing up for tickets to a ska group gig and someone pushed in.

Bad Manners. ___

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There's More

Beware of an online survey reputedly from the Magic Circle.
They’re all trick questions! ___ Just had to tell my kids we can’t afford to take them to Disneyland, but I did promise to take lots of... ...

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A Few More

A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped."

"Ok, constable, have you arrested... ...

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And There's More

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read." ___ My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She... ...

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There's More

That storm Isha is so violent. I phoned the landlord this morning.
I said "It's about our roof."
He said "What about it?"
"We'd like it back!!" ___ I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) Tonight. It's all free to enter and only takes about 20 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Tribal

Monk

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Check Up

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A Few More

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