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For Sale

Complete set of encyclopedias, 45 volumes. Excellent condition £1000 ono. No longer needed. Got married wife knows ****ing everything
00:26 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Postman Pat

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by...
00:25 Fri 23rd Dec 20113 answers, last by Slapshot 00:31 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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The Male Member

A French scientist, a British scientist, and an American scientist are attending an international sexologists' conference to discuss research that they've done to find out why the human male organ is...
00:21 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Vaseline 2

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day,he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old....
00:17 Fri 23rd Dec 20112 answers, last by tank1960 00:22 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Vaseline

VASELINE A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you...
00:15 Fri 23rd Dec 20114 answers, last by mickrog 00:28 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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In Touch

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and...
00:14 Fri 23rd Dec 20111 answer, last by ducksie 00:21 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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Delia's Way

Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips . The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are...
00:13 Fri 23rd Dec 20111 answer, last by Starbuckone 00:19 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Not been a great day.......

I had to go to the dentist this morning with a knackered gnasher. The tooth wouldn't come out so the gum had to cut in three places and retracted back to the bone. The bone of the socket had to be...
23:43 Wed 21st Dec 201124 answers, last by Slapshot 13:42 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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DM

20a parade ground command's not right in one sense (8) E?????H? any help much appreciated...
17:05 Tue 20th Dec 20112 answers, last by Slapshot 17:09 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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Cookies

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted...
02:55 Thu 15th Dec 20114 answers, last by Dolt 03:06 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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DM..14124

1d Doctor Day welcomes you twice, having stopped crying (4,3) D?Y?/Y?? 8a Special early edition arranged in courses (7) L???R?D layered?? 14a State of calm doesn't change with adult, I gathered (8)...
16:40 Mon 12th Dec 20114 answers, last by Slapshot 16:43 Mon 12th Dec 2011
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Pancake Problems

Brenda and Steve too their six year old boy Jake to the doctor, with some hesitation they explained that although the litle darling was in good health they were very concerned about his rather small...
19:18 Sun 11th Dec 20114 answers, last by venator 00:05 Mon 12th Dec 2011
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Two Books

Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly...
22:04 Mon 05th Dec 20113 answers, last by missprim 17:29 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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ST 4462

I'm having a bad day today... 22a Odd couple of drugs (8) ?R?????? 20d your setters finished with leaderof the oppostion laying it on thick (7) 21d High tea entertaining celebrity goddess (7) A?????E...
19:19 Sun 04th Dec 20115 answers, last by Slapshot 19:24 Sun 04th Dec 2011
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Soctland on Sunday

Worst performance EVER!!! 11a Kelvin brings back girlfriiend - what a dish (5)?L?A? 21a After a time I'll find alluring woman (5) ?O??? 19d Have great fun with transport on river (&) C???U?E...
14:00 Sun 04th Dec 20114 answers, last by glasman 14:03 Sun 04th Dec 2011
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Scotland on Sunday SOS!!

okay...foxwed me 9a Old Fashioned, like a building that hasnt been renovated (15) U?R?????????T?D MAYDAY MAYDAY.......
13:23 Sun 04th Dec 20112 answers, last by Slapshot 13:32 Sun 04th Dec 2011
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scotland on sunday

Getting nowhere slowly with this today.... 2d In perth a fourscore may be a few more than the normal result (3,3,3,6) ??S/?O?/??E/?????? 26a Once carries luggage, depressed by book (11,4)...
13:09 Sun 04th Dec 20116 answers, last by Slapshot 13:12 Sun 04th Dec 2011
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Long Haul Journey

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her....
18:09 Tue 22nd Nov 201111 answers, last by tenrec 23:11 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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Today's Daily Telegraph - Favourite clue

The Weekender has an interview with Crossword Compiler Peter Chamberlain today and they asked his Favourite ever clue....so What's yours, what the most memorable and favourite cryptic clue you can...
17:58 Sat 12th Nov 20115 answers, last by cesdlv 19:47 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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st 4458

14a Sacred text journalist found in museum.... ?E?? All help appreciated...
15:46 Sun 06th Nov 20114 answers, last by Slapshot 15:48 Sun 06th Nov 2011

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