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The very early Good Morning Thread....

....From the Falkland Islands. Hope you are all behaving, weather here is rubbish, rain, snow, gales and fog all in the same afternoon....Fantastic!!! 21 years since I was last hear but it's much the...
01:18 Tue 26th Jun 201226 answers, last by Slapshot 10:16 Thu 05th Jul 2012
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Scotland on Sunday

15a Nervous complaint that's progressive (3,6) T?O / ?R?E?S 26a training has to be included for a certain period (5) P???? All help much appreciated...
12:37 Sun 03rd Jun 20124 answers, last by Slapshot 12:40 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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Gags....well

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher??? She lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils. Changed my I Pad's name to Titanic - It's synching now...
11:52 Thu 24th May 20121 answer, last by Sipowicz 12:00 Thu 24th May 2012
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Morning All

Have a great Saturday
06:26 Sat 19th May 201227 answers, last by Slapshot 19:48 Sat 19th May 2012
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Missing in Action

Watcha punters.......been away have I missed anything exciting???
08:56 Wed 16th May 201210 answers, last by gness 11:10 Wed 16th May 2012
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Scotland on Sunday

okay give in...... 4d Desire to greedily eat human flesh (4,3) L?N?/??G Long leg??? why?? 12a Offer view of old tree (5) ????? 30a Fear a pie cooked with stodge could become a delicacy (4,2,4,4)...
22:05 Sun 15th Apr 201212 answers, last by writesbad 22:22 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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I see....

...that ugly Brick woman is at it again
10:24 Fri 13th Apr 201215 answers, last by tonyav 14:24 Fri 13th Apr 2012
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Pickles

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For months and months he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help...
19:47 Sat 07th Apr 20122 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:46 Fri 13th Apr 2012
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She's Officially Menopausal

The boss was at the quacks today and following some blood tests he's declared she is menopausal....so for the girls....how do I help her through it....for the boys...how the hell do I get through...
20:41 Fri 06th Apr 201214 answers, last by rowanwitch 07:00 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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National Cleavage Day

Title says it all.....come on ladies this is one you should be participating in ;0)
07:54 Fri 30th Mar 201248 answers, last by Slapshot 13:01 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Night Night Punters

Bedtime...it's been a long night
07:05 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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Scotland on Sunday

Four causing trouble 25across He's responsible for the elimination of pop (9) P?T???I?? I have an idea its "patrician" 27 Across Dreadful anger at conservationsists ruling (7) R???A??...No...
12:27 Sun 04th Mar 20122 answers, last by Slapshot 12:42 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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BAHHHHHHH

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to...
17:46 Thu 23rd Feb 20124 answers, last by Arksided 22:06 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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Difference between Guts and Balls

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"...
17:22 Thu 23rd Feb 20123 answers, last by nannybooby 17:34 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Susanna Watch

By 'eck she looks fantastic this morning......
07:03 Sat 04th Feb 201214 answers, last by joggerjayne 11:30 Sat 04th Feb 2012
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Scotland on Sunday

Appears friendly with or without cold (8) ???????E Break finger in struggle (8) no letters.....maybe infringe? as always any help much appreciated...
00:07 Mon 23rd Jan 201219 answers, last by HowardKennitby 00:34 Mon 23rd Jan 2012
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We can relax now Chaps......

Even Scientists can't find the G-Spot http://www.dailymail....entists-60-years.html...
12:30 Fri 20th Jan 20129 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:15 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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I was.....

.....kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me
02:04 Tue 17th Jan 20123 answers, last by missprim 02:24 Tue 17th Jan 2012
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Scotland on sunday

noisy work of a plumber 8 - no letters Crush fraudulent activities at court 6,7 ??????/????E?? Any help appreciated...real struggle this week...
23:57 Sun 15th Jan 20124 answers, last by Slapshot 00:12 Mon 16th Jan 2012
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A bit rude....

but "allegedly" a true story This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folk DID...
14:48 Sat 14th Jan 20127 answers, last by gsr600 19:48 Sat 14th Jan 2012

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