The last week in November I was talking to a good friend about what to get Youngsmow for Xmas. He knew what football team he was mad about & sent me a link to a specific football shirt on a certain...
Well, on this Boxing Day we’ve just chilled out watching TV really, and I can say, without a doubt, that my most hated ads of the year have been the GO COMPARE insurance adverts, with the opera guy in...
He has had COVID twice before, first time was I’ll. 2nd time just felt slightly rough. Woke up feeling rough today - did a test at home and it’s positive, he’s going to have a peak flow test at 1pm to...
Have two, sisters, aged 5 months next week, and they are nuts! I’ve had cats almost all my life but never like this. It sounds funny, but hours and hours of it every day……. They are cute, funny, sleep...
I know I can get couriers to collect from house but I need to go to Post Office anyway so will they ship this parcel if I take it there? It’s 54 x 35 x 11 cm and 4kg in weight. Contains some children...
A man was invited to a fancy dress party, and came into the lounge with a pile of mashed potato on his head. “What on earth are you going as??” asked his wife. “I’m going as a spy.” he said. “What...
Just been to the Tesco garage to get a sandwich & a packet of crisps. The guy behind the counter asked if I wanted to go for a drink. “I’m sorry“, I said, “But I’m married”. He looked me up and down...
Ok, so it’s been a weird year anyway, but as it stands Youngsmow is meant to be coming here Xmas eve, then all 3 of us going to the in-laws for Xmas day lunch & evening. (They really want us to stay...
Middle son/gf are absolutely mad about their two little dogs- they have two pugs lol. Son & gf are also v hard to think up Xmas ideas for, but a while ago I found a company that did nights/weekend...
Breaking News Jordan McCann Has Attacked Thomas Hughes In Jail in the segregation where he was been kept for his own protection.( the father of poor child Arthur) Reports suggest Thomas is in a...
Ok guys, now like a lot of you I’ve been on AB for years, and you long suffering members will have been with me thru all my ups and downs, (you all deserve medals!!), but to cut a long story short, I...
Ok, so a couple of years ago Mr Smow decided to replace my perfectly fine Samsung with an unheard of Ulefone (??) mobile for Xmas. I didn’t like it but never said a word, and tbh it’s been ok, apart...
A woman discovered her husband in agony on the bedroom floor! After being rushed to hospital the doctors were shocked to find 23 plastic toy horses inserted into his rear regions! When asked how he...
Mr Smow does consulting work 3 days a week for a major retailer in one of their Central London offices. It’s a 6 month contract and he goes in and works with the same people every day in an enclosed...
We don’t send many tbh - family, few relatives, and I hand deliver to neighbours. I posted the ones to family in Australia today, only because I didn’t know how long they would take, but haven’t done...
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was...
My daughter, who I’ve not seen for a little while due to not being able to drive, and Covid/lockdowns, is in some kind of strop over god knows what, and has messaged me to say not to buy her or her bf...
It seems, after getting two kittens who are now 16 weeks old, and hyperactive lunatics!(I love them really lol), that a Xmas tree is not going to be happening this year. :( : ( we always always have a...
Mr Smow works in Central London on Mon, Wed, Fri, and at home tues and Thur. so the days he is out he wears a jacket, yet when he comes home, instead of hanging it up in our coat cupboard, he just...