A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what's wrong and the man says, "Oh, nothing. I just... well... recently I've had an uncontrollable urge to...
How odd - earlier this evening I was talking to MrSmow about weather in general. It’s been a gorgeous sunny warm day all day, and he said when was the last time we had a real thunderstorm, ie proper...
Yesterday I was working on my iPad at home. Stopped to do something, then when I went back to it I went to type something in an email and realised that I couldnt - the keyboard literally didn’t come...
Name a food that you absolutely loathe, & could never eat. For me, mushrooms, olives, liver and brussell sprouts come instantly to mind - I honestly couldn’t eat them if you paid me lol! How about...
Just watched a re-run of a past episode & I can honestly say it’s one of the most brilliant things I’ve ever watched. The writing/script/storyline is just incredible! The acting is amazing, I just...
MrSmow finds it hilarious that I’m a snooker nut! He says I look too girly lol. Maybe coz my dad was a snooker fan, member of a snooker club etc , but I was brought up on it, and I love it!! Sooooo,...
About 8 years ago we purchased a very expensive set of Le Creuset saucepans and frying pans - well to be exact it was a set of 3 saucepans and then the two frying pans that matched them. Our...
My eldest and my middle boys have just informed me that they are BOTH going to be dads in October - just two weeks apart!! Am in complete shock, but how exciting!! Some good news for a change xxx
Apologies if this has already been posted, please ignore if it has, but the footballing stars partner went into labour with their due twins over the weekend, Sunday I believe, but only the baby girl...
I was all set on making a recipe with chicken & risotto rice in later on, but Ive just looked and I’ve ran out of risotto rice. All Ive got is paella rice, plain white rice & stilette - can I use any...
A man went to his new doctor and said “I really don’t know how to explain my condition, so I’ll just come straight out with it - I’ve got 5 willys!”. Oh my, said the doctor, I’m going to have to...
Ok, at this exact moment guys - in your home, count HOW MANY of the following are plugged in, how many are actually being used, and how many are switched on at the mains but not being used??...
Many of us have been wondering how your hospital appointment went this morning - did you manage to even get down your stairs to your transport?? If so then how did the hospital go - did the consultant...
Started Monday(tonight) at 9pm on GOLD, but it’s a brand new series set in the East Midlands, starring Matthew Horne, from Gavin & Stacey fame. Anybody else manage to catch it?...
Now Ive watched this programme every year for years, and was looking forward to this years as usual,but then I watched the first episode and something feels off this year……. The contestants I’ve seen...
Had a message this morning from a distant friend who I haven’t seen for a long long time but have always kept in touch with. Basically her husband completely threw her last night when he got in from...
Absolutely nothing to do with fractured spine…….. I’ve had irritating cough for about 10 days - some days will cough for couple of hours, then I won’t for several hours. No sore throat at all. Chest...
Was chatting online earlier in a womens chat grouo I’ve been in for a long time & one woman was really upset. Apparently her ASDA shopping delivery was due between 4- 5 this afternoon and right at...
