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bloke walks into a pub

and asks for a pint of anything except stella. barman asks, whats wrong with stella ?'' bloke says, '' i had 12 pints of stella last night and when i came round i was f@cking skint.'' barman says, ''...

knobbsworth

It has just started

To snow in basildon. Have any of you got any snow where you are?

tiggerblue10

Its snowing!

Its just started snowing down in South London. I can see the little flakes floating in the air. Haven't switched on the tv/weather as yet but is it snowing anywhere else?

craft1948

One day this could be you.....

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to...

tonyav

tips

wheres todays hot tips ?.

Boom,Boom

well im uttrly shocked

i just went in the kitchen to find the cleaners havent done the washing up! im utterly flabberghasted as i kept my flat clean this week more than i normally do. i really am speachless

smurfchops

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anotheoldgit

Influx of foreign workers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-113170 8/Stop-stealing-jobs-Thousands-oil-workers-Bri tain-walk-row-influx-foreign-labour.html Do the hand wringers on this site believe that these workers are...

dot.hawkes

eastender Janine storyline

where on earth are they going with this one, it is Bizarre!!! Very ridiculous and totally boring and uninteresting, as is the Billy/Jay story, but the St Bernard is a stroke of genius

Harry-Wragg

Faces

a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp a face like a bag of spanners need 50 for a bet - all local variations gratefully accepted

markqprman

Saab bonnet badge

Just about to replace the bonnet badge on my Saab 9-3 2005. Is there any helpful hints I can use to stop me damaging the bonnet ?

10ClarionSt

Who remembers this?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ovwR26clNiE I must admit I don't remember this. Must have been in a deep slumber at the time.

stompe

Young girl, get out of my mind

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samuelcat

petrol

I am in Peterborough and I notice that petrol has started to creep up again 1p a week for the last 3 weeks. Is this happening in the rest of the country?

puddicat

You And Your Partner??

Are you compatable like the star signs say???

christine847

Do you......

have any pictures in your bathroom? if yes what are they?

Ethel

Bowie is recording a new album

At last! I can't wait. He's recording in Berlin, again, and the style will be anyone's guess. Any idea of release date?

angel21

Handicapped person friendship?

Hi theres this girl I know from school, she is on my facebook, she has got something wrong with her, I'm not sure what but she's a nice girl. However, she wants to meet up and is getting really chummy...

eastern

Fiat Punto, to buy or not to buy?

Has anyone had any experience of owning the new shape Fiat Punto? My other half is keen to buy one and I have heard all the horror stories about Fiat's and their reliability, so if anyone has one or...

andy-hughes

Yellow Fiat Sport

I have coveted one of these beautiful cars since i first saw one, and every time one drives by, I look longingly at it. I may hopefuly be getting a promotion at work, so I have promised myself one as...

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