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Bad Mistake

Some idiot at the office turned up for work with sticky hair, I said to him "why on earth did you come to work looking like that" "He said, well, the label on the jar said... ...
18:00 Fri 10th May 2024
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Big Beetle For Id

I spotted a large beetle in my garden today (Bigger than a bumble bee) Which glowed irridecent colours, from green to gold. Can anyone identify it, as I've not looked it up yet ? Never seen one... ...
14:44 Fri 10th May 202410 answers, last by Clementino 17:50 Fri 10th May 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

Looks like another beautiful day ahead. Hope the sun shines for you. Take care folks
06:18 Fri 10th May 20244 answers, last by douglas9401 08:26 Fri 10th May 2024
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Donations

An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...
06:38 Sat 04th May 20243 answers, last by William51 14:45 Mon 06th May 2024
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Good Morning Earlyones

What leys in store today, dare I ask ? Hope it's all good for you today. Take care folks!
05:59 Sat 04th May 20244 answers, last by Giggsie 09:05 Sat 04th May 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

That was a real humdinger of a storm yesterday, and they say there is more to come, hope It's not too bad. I tend to wake way too early at this time of year, but trying to catch up on sleep is like... ...
05:03 Fri 03rd May 20242 answers, last by naomi24 10:49 Fri 03rd May 2024
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2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

1st guy, "my old eyes are not what they used to be.....did you see where my ball wend" 2nd guy, Yep...but I can't remember😏
14:57 Wed 01st May 20245 answers, last by Chipchopper 03:40 Thu 02nd May 2024
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Dress Code

I went to the train spotters annual dinner and dance and everyone was wearing platforms.
07:36 Sat 27th Apr 20243 answers, last by William51 16:46 Mon 06th May 2024
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Hey!!

I looked out of my window and saw some guy in my garden, he was wearing a baseball cap, tennis shoes and a rugby shirt. I shouted to him, what's your game ??
07:25 Sat 27th Apr 2024
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Oh I Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside

I was having a drink in the mermaid inn last night, when I overheard a woman say "I like to lay on the beach, myself but my other half likes to be in the sea"
08:56 Fri 26th Apr 20243 answers, last by Canary42 10:31 Fri 26th Apr 2024
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Shoe Shop

I was in a shoe shop yesterday, trying on a new pair of shoes, an assistant asked me how I was doing, so I told her they was too tight. She said, "try them with the tongue out" I said " iths no... ...
04:40 Wed 24th Apr 20243 answers, last by barry1010 16:26 Mon 06th May 2024
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Good Morning Vermivorous Ones

Hope your day is a good one, wherever you may be! Take care folks🤔
06:35 Thu 18th Apr 20246 answers, last by juliecarlstan 13:54 Thu 25th Apr 2024
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Not Again

I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription
07:02 Sat 13th Apr 20243 answers, last by William51 16:25 Mon 06th May 2024
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Book Tital

Grow your own  BY Al lotment
13:17 Fri 12th Apr 202440 answers, last by dustypuss 20:58 Sat 13th Apr 2024
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Waey Wakey

Good morning all! Just polished off the last of the drinking chocolate, so it looks like its back to coffee. Have a good one Take care folks
06:46 Wed 10th Apr 20247 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:55 Wed 10th Apr 2024
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Good Morning All You Early Birds!

Saturday once more, seems like its T shirt weather round here. Hopefully some garden time if it don't rain. Take care Folks! 
06:06 Sat 06th Apr 20245 answers, last by Giggsie 08:14 Sat 06th Apr 2024
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From The Wrinklies Calendar

A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
10:54 Thu 04th Apr 20241 answer, last by maggiebee 13:08 Sat 06th Apr 2024
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Good Morning Chirpers And Sunshine Seekers

Dull and damp hereabouts, still It's supposed to brighten up later, bring it on! Take care folks! Bfn
08:39 Wed 20th Mar 20242 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:59 Wed 20th Mar 2024
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Top Of The Morning To You!

Wherever you are, where ever you're from, top of the morning to you! Take care folks and have a lovely day!
09:05 Sun 17th Mar 20244 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:56 Sun 17th Mar 2024
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In The Pub

This guy  in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"
08:39 Sat 16th Mar 20243 answers, last by barry1010 08:52 Sat 16th Mar 2024

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