I am going on a pub crawl soon and we need a fun but not too rude team name. Something to do with 'lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring' any ideas would be great
Hello, I've got a friend who has just confessed to me yesterday that her fiancee hit her a few days ago due to constant arguments and things she has done & the worst thing is they are getting married...
Does anyone here have any knowledge of the system concerning this drug and it's unavailability on prescription. I am told by my doctor that it is only available on a private prescription and will cost...
ive been here long enough to go grey now, didnt notice that hapen til today, but i was here before a few years back and found it again by accident when i googled something. doesn;t appear to be much...
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the...
Two girlfriends are chatting. "Have you heard about the new husband shopping centre in town?" one asks."It's a four-floor building where women can go to choose a husband from hundreds of eligible men....
If u were just about to be, wot wud your last meal be, 3 courses . Mines Brussels pate on toast, me mums Lancashire hot-pot then banana fritters with golden syrup xx
A Geordie went to his doctor and said, "hey, Doc, I've got a problem with me sh1te ! It smells of chocolate and coconut!" And the Doc replied, "well, it's bounty man!"
Set fire to map (7) Horticultural Globe (9,5) Gods Messengers (6) Centre Piece (8) Above & Below (8,10) Staff of Life (5) Hospital Drama (9,4,3) Prickly Acorn (9) Select (4,4,4) Fantastic (10,8)...
What advert drives you up the wall? I have two I hate. First is the two dogs before and after Paul O,Grady`s breaks, and second the German prairie dog that wears a smoking jacket. Perhaps it`s because...
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying...
Ants have suddenly appeared in the kitchen, I don't know where from. As I never leave food out & clean all services I wondered if anyone has any magical ideas of how the get rid of thee horrible...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need...
A serious question about a funny subject. My OH and I were discussing the following earlier today - why does a man's c*ck have a head on the end?! Why not just smooth and rounded? My OH thinks it has...
Lawyers are disbarred Ministers are defrocked Electricians are delighted / refused Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented Drunks are distilled Alpine climbers are dismounted Piano tuners are unstrung...
