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In a toilet Toilet out of order please use floor below In a Laundry Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a store Bargain basement upstairs In an office...
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McMouse
walking down the road with their hands in each others knickers. What are they doing? Lip reading.
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McMouse
Only thing wrong with it is the volume don't work. But at that price you can't turn it down
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kittiej
Hello all, We've just bought our first caravan and I wondered if any of you had any useful tips for the best things to take in our caravan? thanks in advance
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helpmeout06
In your opinion which is the best ever advertising slogan in TV commercials. Beans Means Heinz and A Mars a day helps you work rest and play are my top 2.
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CAJ1
I was fostered when I was younger and my only family is my younger brother and the lady who fostered me who I saw as my mum. I live miles away from them and haven't seen them for years but do keep in...
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marval
A group of young children were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she...
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tangojoe
The difference between a geneaologist and a gynaecologist is that one looks up the family tree the other looks up the family bush
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kristeven
i am using limewire to download my music but they all coming down in mp3 can any one tell me what im doing wrong our a different site thanks..
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marval
A man called Charlie is thrown out of his home, and decides that he needs to get a job in the world. He didn't have a lot of experience, so he thought it would be a good idea to get a job in a...
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mcraig
So. Here's a wee situation for you. You see someone you have really strong feelings for every weekday, and you're pretty close to them. You know you'll only ever be friends, you understand that. You...
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marval
dogberries. Fruits almost as tasty as a bone dogcart. Canine transportation dogcatcher. A dog very good at catching the ball in cricket dogdom. A realm where dogs live doge. Chief magistrate at doggy...
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Jubbly
There are three teddy bears in the airing cupboard. Which one is in the army ? The one on the tank.
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Jubbly
Why did the teddy bear refuse a pudding after his tea ? Because he was stuffed.
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marval
Catalogue. A feline on a piece of wood Cataplexy. A puzzled cat Catapult. Large sling for throwing cats Cataract. What a cat does in a play Catarrh. Instrument a cat plays when it has a cold...
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bdsic98
so i got this email stating that you make can make thousands and only investing 6$ and it works like this there is a list of people 6 number 1-6 each person goes to this web site....
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doomey!
Its not a pain as such, but all day today my chest has felt like kind of numb, a bit like pins and needles. I suffer from anxiety could this be related? Also I pick up my three year old a lot and...
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whiskeryron
THIS IS NO JOKE IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( [email protected] ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!! TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF...
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soulmans247
can anyone tell me bussiness ideas

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