Whilst passing through Dallas recently, I met the wife of a cowboy, who was complaining bitterly about the huge pile of shirts that she has to iron for her husband.
Howdy-pressing is that??...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor postman a letter.
When she got there the cupboard was bare.
So they did it without, it was better!...
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Knock knock!
Who's there
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!...
A man was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his wife was quite irritated...
A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because...
A midget was complaining to a police officer that someone picked his pockets. "I can't believe someone would stoop so low" responded the police officer......
The psychiatrist: "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mum, Ann:...
A couple in bed and the woman suggests that they should have 69. Whats 69 the man asks. The woman says You put your head between my legs and I will put my head between yours. Sounds good says the man...
