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A Weird Tail

A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and asks his mum, "What's that long thing hanging down...
11:49 Wed 02nd Dec 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 16:39 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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maggiebee

Oooops Again

During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for prayers, which had been answered. A lady stood up and came forward. She said, "I have a reason to...
01:02 Wed 02nd Dec 20154 answers, last by marval 19:53 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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marval

Five Pounds

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute1 “What would you like to do?" Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?" Mute1...
22:42 Tue 01st Dec 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 09:01 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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maggiebee

Dung!!

A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning" said the young man "if I could take a couple of...
00:01 Mon 30th Nov 20155 answers, last by marval 18:57 Mon 30th Nov 2015
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marval

Oops

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My...
18:38 Fri 27th Nov 20152 answers, last by Shaglene 13:09 Sun 29th Nov 2015
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Shaglene

Twin Sisters.................

Twin sisters in a Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the...
20:00 Sun 22nd Nov 20152 answers, last by Psybbo 20:04 Sun 22nd Nov 2015
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maggiebee

Ouch

A man who worked for a road laying firm got injured whilst at work; he was run over by a steam roller. Due to his injuries the council had to rehome him - they allocated him a flat....
21:46 Sat 21st Nov 20156 answers, last by Shaglene 19:36 Sun 22nd Nov 2015
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maggiebee

Communication?

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property...
23:39 Thu 12th Nov 201513 answers, last by Shaglene 13:03 Wed 18th Nov 2015
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marval

What?

What is a cloak? The mating call of a Chinese toad....
15:18 Fri 13th Nov 20155 answers, last by Svejk 13:04 Wed 18th Nov 2015
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marval

Smuggling

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?" asked the guard. "Sand," said the...
17:23 Fri 13th Nov 20152 answers, last by Shaglene 12:57 Wed 18th Nov 2015
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racoony

Radio 4 Extra

I heard this joke recently on the radio. Police in London have arrested a woman for possession of 5 kilos of heroin stored in her bra.They said it was the biggest drugs bust they had ever known....
19:06 Fri 13th Nov 201514 answers, last by Shaglene 12:54 Wed 18th Nov 2015
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marval

Little Johnny

Little Johnny is sent to the store to buy nuts by his mum. On his way, he comes across a circus, the main attraction of which was a life-sized robot of King Kong. Little Johnny, obviously, forgets all...
18:35 Wed 11th Nov 20156 answers, last by maggiebee 13:01 Thu 12th Nov 2015
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DTCwordfan

Weatherspoons

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08:10 Tue 10th Nov 20156 answers, last by Shaglene 09:45 Tue 10th Nov 2015
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marval

If My Body Were A Car - By An Old Man

If My Body Were a Car - by an Old Man If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my...
17:31 Mon 09th Nov 20157 answers, last by waterboatman 06:20 Tue 10th Nov 2015
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cupid04

Two Spiders.

Q] Did you hear about the two queer spiders? A] They kept looking at each others flies ;-)...
03:28 Mon 09th Nov 20158 answers, last by Shaglene 17:34 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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maggiebee

Business

A wee London ned goes for a job interview with Currys. The manager hands him a laptop and says "sell this to me." So the wee ned leaves the room and doesn't return. The manager phones his mobile and...
21:23 Sun 08th Nov 20155 answers, last by huqdcn 19:57 Fri 01st May 2020
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marval

What?

What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy."...
17:09 Sat 07th Nov 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 10:22 Sun 08th Nov 2015
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maggiebee

Laugh Or Cry!

What anti-perspirant do Irish people use? To be Sure, To be Sure.... Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy As he nears the top of the ladder he starts shaking and getting dizzy He calls down to...
19:14 Fri 06th Nov 201527 answers, last by Shaglene 11:44 Sat 07th Nov 2015
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maggiebee

Inheritance

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will. I hope it's not a wind up...
20:42 Fri 06th Nov 201510 answers, last by Shaglene 11:14 Sat 07th Nov 2015
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marval

I Can't

An old lady, used to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed...
18:32 Thu 05th Nov 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 15:42 Fri 06th Nov 2015

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