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I Walked

I walked past a bin yesterday it said. "Blue fish only swim in shark infested waters in the winter snow." It was talking rubbish...
16:04 Thu 05th Nov 20152 answers, last by marval 16:53 Thu 05th Nov 2015
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marval

He's Stuck

Jonas Screw, the famous human-drain cleaner who worked for Dyno rod for 40 years, was taken to hospital. After he nearly drowned when stuck upside down in a manhole. Doctors said he was still...
01:12 Thu 05th Nov 20159 answers, last by vulcan42 10:26 Thu 05th Nov 2015
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1ozzy

Are All Olympic Athletes Cheats?

We could discus this!
04:53 Wed 04th Nov 201525 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:16 Wed 04th Nov 2015
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Hopkirk

Made Me Laugh

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/05/meanwhile-in-australia-3/...
00:59 Wed 04th Nov 201510 answers, last by Baldric 17:33 Wed 04th Nov 2015
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marval

Never

I've never heard of a Dangerou before. Apparently there are loads of them at the zoo. Every other cage has a sign saying: “These animals are Dangerous.”...
20:11 Mon 02nd Nov 20155 answers, last by Shaglene 14:59 Tue 03rd Nov 2015
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marval

I Hope

I hope my new book does well. It's called "How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly...
17:41 Sun 01st Nov 20154 answers, last by janbee 07:03 Mon 02nd Nov 2015
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cupid04

West Midlands Police.

West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels, stockings, suspenders and crotchless knickers in connection with an armed robbery. The Chief Constable has...
01:16 Sun 01st Nov 20156 answers, last by marval 16:23 Sun 01st Nov 2015
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retrocop

Age Has Its Advantages

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,...
13:10 Thu 29th Oct 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 15:29 Thu 29th Oct 2015
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Canary42

Why, On All The Paintings Of Them .....

..... do Adam and Eve have belly buttons ?...
02:44 Thu 29th Oct 201515 answers, last by Peter Pedant 11:42 Sun 01st Nov 2015
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tinkerbell23

Riddle Help!'

If Theresa's daughter is my daughters mother... What am i to Theresa? 1- Grandmother 2- Mother 3- Daughter 4- Grandaughter 5- I am Theresa My minds boggled! (Dosent take much) x...
23:47 Wed 28th Oct 201523 answers, last by retrocop 11:13 Wed 04th Nov 2015
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maggiebee

Foxy Story

Paddy called the RSSPCA today and said "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible" she replied "are they moving?" "I'm not sure to be honest" said Paddy...
19:29 Tue 27th Oct 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 17:00 Wed 28th Oct 2015
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marval

Smoked

I smoked a joint earlier. All I need to do now is cure it and I'll have the best Christmas ham you've ever seen....
23:04 Mon 26th Oct 20154 answers, last by marval 17:32 Tue 27th Oct 2015
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Dollydimple99

You Magazine

18d shrivelled, withered 7 letters, thank you in advance
09:25 Sun 25th Oct 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 10:16 Sun 25th Oct 2015
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cupid04

What...

Q] What kind of music do Australians listen to? A] Hip hop!...
04:55 Sun 25th Oct 201516 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:39 Sun 25th Oct 2015
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Shaglene

The Pope.........

The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached...
14:14 Fri 23rd Oct 20154 answers, last by Canary42 18:14 Fri 23rd Oct 2015
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retrocop

Directions Please.

A guy walks in a bar in Cork, Ireland, and asks the barman "What's the quickest way to Dublin?" "Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman. "Driving," says the man. "That's the quickest way," says...
12:35 Thu 22nd Oct 20155 answers, last by frugalfred 14:14 Thu 22nd Oct 2015
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marval

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I...
21:23 Wed 21st Oct 20157 answers, last by Shaglene 08:36 Thu 22nd Oct 2015
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Chipchopper

Whats The Difference Between A Squash And A Redneck ?

One is a pumpkin. The other pumps kin....
09:26 Wed 21st Oct 20151 answer, last by Shaglene 16:55 Wed 21st Oct 2015
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marval

What?

What is the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?...
13:14 Sun 18th Oct 20151 answer, last by Shaglene 16:40 Mon 19th Oct 2015
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marval

Too Much To Drink

"Your dog has been barking for the last three hours", I said to my neighbour this morning. "I have got a serious hangover, and I am trying to get some sleep." "It would probably help if you got out of...
16:45 Sat 17th Oct 20155 answers, last by Psybbo 19:18 Sat 17th Oct 2015

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