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marval

Clever Dog

This made me smile, I love the dog.
18:21 Sat 17th Oct 20154 answers, last by KatherineClaire 08:54 Tue 20th Oct 2015
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granny grump

The Zipper

At a busy bus stop, a young Lady wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus As the bus stopped she realised that her skirt was too tight to get her leg up to the bus step With a quick smile...
18:15 Mon 12th Oct 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 16:45 Tue 13th Oct 2015
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maggiebee

Camping

A father and his extremely well educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and some time later both fell asleep. Some hours later the father wakes up his son and says, "Look up to the...
20:18 Sun 11th Oct 201512 answers, last by Shaglene 14:17 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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marval

It's Animal And Bird Time

We have had fish puns, now let's try animal and bird ones. This could be hawkward or pandamonium, but give it a go....
21:16 Sat 10th Oct 201525 answers, last by marval 11:49 Sun 11th Oct 2015
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maggiebee

Fishy

If you can think of a better fish pun - let minnow.
21:29 Fri 09th Oct 201536 answers, last by Shaglene 13:21 Sat 10th Oct 2015
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maggiebee

Good Job

Paddy is painting his lounge. His wife walks in and can't believe how well he is doing, but the sweat is dripping from him. She says "Why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parka?" Paddy says...
10:11 Wed 07th Oct 20153 answers, last by Arksided 15:38 Wed 07th Oct 2015
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henry1938

Phone

how many digits are their in a irish mobile phone ta...
21:47 Tue 06th Oct 20157 answers, last by henry1938 10:02 Wed 07th Oct 2015
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marval

How?

A man is sitting by his car at the side of the road lookng unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man. "That's not a...
16:15 Tue 06th Oct 201512 answers, last by tamborine 09:29 Wed 07th Oct 2015
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marval

No Rush

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the...
17:57 Sun 04th Oct 20151 answer, last by Shaglene 14:57 Mon 05th Oct 2015
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1ozzy

What's The Difference Between...

...The English Rugby Team and teabags? Teabags stays in the cup longer....
03:27 Sun 04th Oct 201536 answers, last by Shaglene 14:52 Mon 05th Oct 2015
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charley-farley

You

Help please. 3 down ... sauce made from sieved tomatoes used in Italian cooking..?A?S?T? 16 down .. deteriorate,decay..S?A?N?T? 17 across..sensitive to forces not recognised by natural laws..?S?C?I?...
08:44 Sun 04th Oct 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 08:59 Sun 04th Oct 2015
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marval

No We Don't

A Tesco manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, madam, we haven't had any for quite some time now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any more." Alarmed by what was being said,...
10:01 Sat 03rd Oct 20158 answers, last by Svejk 07:42 Sun 04th Oct 2015
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Chipchopper

Aqua Mania

Q, Why was the clam worried about going to the disco ?. A, He thought he might pull a mussel....
18:29 Sun 27th Sep 201525 answers, last by Shaglene 23:17 Sun 27th Sep 2015
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maggiebee

Eye, Eye

A man who lived in the block of flats thought it was raining and put his head out of the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up and saw a young woman looking down....
10:15 Sun 27th Sep 20157 answers, last by Svejk 19:42 Sun 27th Sep 2015
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anaxcrosswords

Bees

Warning: Best enjoyed when slightly drunk. Two guys sitting at the bar in a country pub strike up casual conversation and it turns out they share an interest in beekeeping, so they begin comparing...
13:56 Wed 16th Sep 201511 answers, last by Shaglene 14:12 Fri 25th Sep 2015
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marval

Thank You Ronnie Barker

A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar’s Sea Pictures, at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared. The Prime Minister held a meeting with the...
18:23 Wed 16th Sep 201514 answers, last by jno 07:52 Fri 18th Sep 2015
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marval

Oh Dear

A man goes hunting, when a gust of wind blew. His gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir,...
19:20 Sat 12th Sep 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 14:05 Sun 13th Sep 2015
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Shaglene

The Zoo Keeper............

A small zoo in Yorkshire acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem....
16:08 Fri 11th Sep 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 08:40 Sat 12th Sep 2015
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melv16

Burghley Horse Trials

How many were found guilty?
16:40 Sun 06th Sep 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 12:44 Tue 08th Sep 2015
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marval

Abbott And Costello

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello , and too old to really understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please...
15:40 Sun 06th Sep 201510 answers, last by Shaglene 14:16 Mon 07th Sep 2015

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