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A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,... ...
Just bought a humpty dumpty toy from Aldi.
It's brilliant, it comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men. ___ Managed to get hold of a box of counterfeit Mr Kipling Apple tarts.
They're... ...
It's brilliant, it comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men. ___ Managed to get hold of a box of counterfeit Mr Kipling Apple tarts.
They're... ...
..biscuit that's named after one of the Commodores? Lionel Richtea...
Why are crabs so bad at sharing?. Because they are always shellfish. When does a joke become a dad... ...
I went to the train spotters annual dinner and dance and everyone was wearing platforms.
I was in a shoe shop yesterday, trying on a new pair of shoes, an assistant asked me how I was doing, so I told her they was too tight. She said, "try them with the tongue out" I said " iths no... ...
I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription
..some that retire don't live very long. https:/ /ibb.co /GxNj4N m ...
A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
What would you do ?
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of... ...
An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...
When I was younger, I said to my dad: "Can I use the lawnmower to make some extra money?"
"Sure son, you go ahead".
So I sold it! ___ A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both... ...
"Sure son, you go ahead".
So I sold it! ___ A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both... ...
Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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