Locks 'n bolts

[Robinia]

Can someone tell me the official name of this type of bolt please, I'm sure it must have one.
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Where have all the old fashioned hardware stores gone?...the nice man in a brown overall & a pencil behind his ear would know what I meant by 'twisty, bolty thingy' (even if it hadn't been invented).

[Robinia]

EH??!! why won't my whole post go? won't batter you again neti...one last try...
PT2!!
oh & while I'm at it....I'll give him wig cases, haha


While we're talking tv, did anyone see Ozzy O (& Sharon) on Graham Norton last night? Sorry if you can't stand either of them but I haven't laughed so much in ages, just what I needed, 'specially when he talked about being a rubbish burglar. I know, I know, that's not funny but the way he says it it is. It's on IPlayer, Ricky Gervais & Olivia Neutron Bomb were on too - thought I'd better warn you in case it's all a show from hell for you.

Good luck with the appt Jude, know how you feel, I've got the bloomin dentist tomorrow - if I don't chicken out

[Robinia]

testing

[Robinia]

sorry bout all that, this place is scrambled...I tried about 4 times, nothing happened....then it appears!

[Robinia]

hmmm, just noticed that Vinny was sposed to get a battering on post 261 & it's removed that sentence...obviously a 'no violence towards hippies' filter on here, hahahaha...I demand an amendment at once ! :o)

[netibiza]

Your name was supposed to have been in my Andy Williams post but you've been deleted - what have you done to deserve all this aggro Robi!!

[VINNY100_2]

I asked ed to stop all anti-hippy comments and he's put a special filter on he he..!bloomin eck...the next goverments putting retirement age up to 66 and when I reach that it will go up to bloody 70...oh well...I always wanted to die on the job...(:O)

[netibiza]

over here retirement age is 70 and has been for ages!!

[jno]

oh yes, that'd be the famous Spanish Work Ethic. Just back from the doctor's where they still haven't got myXray after 2 weeks - it's only a mile from the hospital but I suppose the tortoise they sent to deliver it has decided to hibernate. I am getting very exasperated with the NHS.

cough cough

[Robinia]

tut...had a bloomin' power cut didn't we? ....it's a conspiracy to kick Robi while she's down...I bet Vincent knows sommat about it....I hate being cut off & managed to find I'd still got my mum's dusty little old radio & deep joy, the right sized batteries (leave it)...so what did I do? Plugged the damned thing in! hahaha. Then I put some soup in a mug & popped it in the micro....there's no hope for me really.
Anyway all these candles & paraffin lamps leave here with me tonight and if you've hidden anything with batteries hand it over at once...on second thought....

[netibiza]

Don't knock the Spanish work wethics jno, they can't claim the dole or anything unless they have worked the previous 6 months, and then they can only cliam for 3 months, Britian could learn a thing or two, and foreigners are not entitled to anything unless they have also worked legally.

[netibiza]

*wethics* obviously old spanish word!! :-(

[VINNY100_2]

Wood Worning.
its going to be sunny today and My work wethics have gone out the window cos its not waining..!he he..!(:O)wait a winute...where's the wun gone...that WWC has got it wong again...wut..! sorry..im in a willy wood today.Im of to have my woiled weg...water wudes...whoosh>>.(*_*)

[netibiza]

Took you at your work Robinia and watch Graham Norton with Ozzy - it was hilarious, I never imagined Ozzy to be so funny or so on the ball!! I thought Olivia Neutron Bomb look just like a Lulu clone, didn't look anything like her old self!

Off shopping for bedding for daughter (if she ever gets up!).

[Robinia]

good moaning...grrrr...been awake half the night sweating & I've got a very sore throat & earache, had to postpone the dentist appt, I couldn't bear anyone poking around my mouth & the thought of any drilling....aagghh!! Think I'll see if some one with a big gun will come round & put me down. Have you succumbed Kit? No need to speak just a wave will do.

I thought Olivia looks very odd neti & now you come to mention it she does look like Lulu. I bet she didn't really think it was funny when Ozzy said that herbal potion was a load of *bollards* :o)

can you mash me an egg up Vinny? and I'll have my toast raw please....

[netibiza]

Ha ha Robi I didn't catch what he said, but she certainly wasn't amused!

You poor thing, you sound really ill, so take care, keep warm and keep away from all things dental.

[Jude123]

Hi Robi sorry you are still not feeling well. Hope you do very soon.

I watched Graham Norton the other night and thought Ozzy was very lucid considering his history. In fact I laughed out loud and Olivia N.B. looked like she had had a full facial job - almost unrecognisable.

Vinny you are a case and a half. Very funny this morning!

Just had a letter form Derby city Council letting me off a parking fine. Phew!! saved me £35.

Off now to my next appt. see yer later !!

[swedeheart]

*waves feebly* (could hardly figure out how to sign in)

[Jude123]

Hi Kit get well soon x

[netibiza]

Hi Kit, didn't realise that you were not well either, take care and get well asap x

[Robinia]

*waves to Kit*...I gather you're still under the weather too :o(...get your feet on the futon.... but keep your socks on.

Well done Jude, can you post that £35 to Olivia please & ask her send us all some magic amazonian potions, we're falling like dominoes in here?

looks like shaney & lottie are deciding whether to come inside or leggit before they catch the lurgy from us
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