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Sex Education

In the Sex Education class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex." The next day she says to Little...
14:19 Wed 10th Mar 20214 answers, last by RebeccaSJ 04:50 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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The Dress

The poor country vicar was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a £250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed. "I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the...
19:30 Tue 09th Mar 20214 answers, last by Bobbisox1 23:05 Tue 09th Mar 2021
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Burglars

Mr. and Mrs. Steinfeld are asleep in their beds late one night, when Mrs. Steinfeld hears a noise downstairs. "Wake up!" cried Mrs. Steinfeld, nudging her husband. "There are burglars in the kitchen....
15:38 Tue 09th Mar 20211 answer, last by Bazile 15:57 Tue 09th Mar 2021
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What Women Want

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes....
08:31 Tue 09th Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:59 Tue 09th Mar 2021
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At The Bank

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes he...
16:45 Mon 08th Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:58 Tue 09th Mar 2021
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The Robber

A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store getting away with several full sets of golf clubs asked a lawyer to defend him. "I will take your case," the lawyer said, "if you will assure me of...
14:19 Mon 08th Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:19 Mon 08th Mar 2021
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Asda

I just stole a turkey from ASDA. Security man ran after me shouting "what are you doing with that?" So I shouted back "Potatoes, Peas, Carrots and Gravy."...
08:27 Mon 08th Mar 20211 answer, last by Ken4155 09:23 Mon 08th Mar 2021
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Puns Galore

Punography I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. I...
13:15 Sun 07th Mar 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 13:26 Sun 07th Mar 2021
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Penny For Your Thoughts

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, then the lass said, "A penny for your thoughts." The lad was a bit abashed, but he...
12:24 Sat 06th Mar 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 12:39 Sat 06th Mar 2021
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Truth Or Dare

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he...
17:40 Fri 05th Mar 20211 answer, last by AZardoz 08:23 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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The Other Side

A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she...
13:41 Fri 05th Mar 20219 answers, last by Bazile 19:32 Sun 04th Apr 2021
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Cinema Seats

The man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Odeon cinema. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the chap, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man...
18:21 Thu 04th Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 21:38 Thu 04th Mar 2021
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All Night Boozing

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six...
13:24 Thu 04th Mar 20213 answers, last by zebo 22:50 Thu 04th Mar 2021
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Fishing Buddies

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow." The next day, when...
17:25 Wed 03rd Mar 20211 answer, last by AZardoz 08:26 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Complaining Wife

Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife complained about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home". Trying to placate her, the husband...
12:34 Wed 03rd Mar 20214 answers, last by Smowball 17:14 Wed 03rd Mar 2021
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The Dentist

Man goes to see dentist and asks "How much to pull two wisdom teeth?" Dentist says "£100.00." Man says, "too much. Can't you do it for less?" Dentist says "I can do it for £50 if I cut out the...
10:51 Wed 03rd Mar 20213 answers, last by Patsy33 13:21 Wed 03rd Mar 2021
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The Passerby

A man is walking past a house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and...
19:50 Tue 02nd Mar 2021
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Donald Trump

Former president Donald Trump decided it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man...
12:26 Tue 02nd Mar 20217 answers, last by Alex98 16:33 Sat 14th Jan 2023
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The Pilot And The Navigator

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?" The navigator replied...
19:49 Mon 01st Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 22:27 Mon 01st Mar 2021
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Salesman On The Road

A traveling salesman goes to a farm house. The farmer says, "I could put you up for one night, but you'll have to stay in the barn." So he spends the night there and the next morning the farmer comes...
16:56 Sat 27th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 19:04 Sat 27th Feb 2021

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