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Clever Dog

A man follows a woman out of a cinema. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at...
18:37 Wed 17th Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:38 Wed 17th Mar 2021
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New Electric Cars

We've had that many power cuts in Britain this winter. A new electric car was introduced with a hatchback design that offered a great facility. Dealers were inundated with requests for an upgraded...
14:17 Wed 17th Mar 20216 answers, last by Zacs-Master 17:53 Thu 18th Mar 2021
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Circumcision

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. "Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the...
12:17 Wed 17th Mar 2021
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In Court

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once." "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a...
20:13 Tue 16th Mar 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:37 Tue 16th Mar 2021
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Black Eye

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked...
17:03 Tue 16th Mar 2021
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Grandpa

John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses." Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!" John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle." ___________ I swear I've just seen Michael J Fox...
15:33 Tue 16th Mar 2021
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Covid-19

The nurse at the covid centre asked me:"Have you had a sudden loss of taste?" I said: "No ,I've always dressed like this."...
13:13 Tue 16th Mar 2021
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Drink

A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.” “Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?” “I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink...
12:55 Tue 16th Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 13:00 Tue 16th Mar 2021
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Oil Shortage

The Irish have solved their own fuel shortage problems. They imported 50 Million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and now they're going to drill for their own oil....
17:06 Mon 15th Mar 20214 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:55 Mon 15th Mar 2021
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Big John

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally...
15:43 Mon 15th Mar 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:19 Mon 15th Mar 2021
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A Rude Awakening

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was...
13:32 Mon 15th Mar 20212 answers, last by Smowball 17:26 Mon 15th Mar 2021
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Accident

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting...
17:04 Sun 14th Mar 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 14:54 Mon 15th Mar 2021
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Vasectomy

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids... But, bloody hell when I got home, they were still there....
14:15 Sun 14th Mar 20215 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:13 Mon 15th Mar 2021
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As I See It

1. I started with nothing. I still have most of it. 2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran? 3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember...
09:58 Sun 14th Mar 2021
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Old Age

"Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" "No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe...
10:35 Sat 13th Mar 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:53 Sun 14th Mar 2021
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Shampoo Adverts

I don't believe anything I see on TV. There was that herbal shampoo commercial where the ladies were in the shower using the shampoo, and they're having orgasms. I went to Costco and bought the family...
17:02 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Change Of Address

It was the usual day at our bank. A woman came up to customer service and demanded, “What do I have to do to change the address on my account?” Without looking up, I replied, “Moving house would be a...
19:38 Thu 11th Mar 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 21:31 Thu 11th Mar 2021
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The Break Up

A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their...
16:10 Thu 11th Mar 20213 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:55 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Feeling The Urge

The marriage between the elderly farmer and his young wife was not working out too well, so the farmer consulted his doctor for advice. "The next time you're down in the field ploughing and feel a...
19:41 Wed 10th Mar 20213 answers, last by Patsy33 20:49 Wed 10th Mar 2021
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Comparison

Did you know Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price. I found this out on a Price Comparison website......
15:47 Wed 10th Mar 2021

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