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Teacher: Why don't you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Student: What did I have? 
Teacher: Egg! 
Student: You're wrong! That was yesterday!
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11:52 Fri 20th Oct 2023
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A recent article in the Daily post reported that a man, Dave Harper has sued St Paul's hospital saying that after his wife had surgery there she had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman... ...
17:37 Thu 19th Oct 20235 answers, last by maggiebee 21:39 Thu 19th Oct 2023
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A thief in the butcher shop got charged with chop lifting.
Judge said he mutton do it again. ___ I asked my mum why she had a box of persil on top of her telly…..
Turns out she had no... ...
09:31 Thu 19th Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:41 Thu 19th Oct 2023
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Billy and John were given a toboggan for their birthday. After they had been out playing in the snow, Billy was in tears.
“Now, John,” said his father, “I told you to let Billy use the toboggan... ...
11:39 Wed 18th Oct 20234 answers, last by Canary42 12:04 Wed 18th Oct 2023
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Flight Meals

Shortly after the flight had taken off from Dublin to Boston a few weeks ago, the air stewardess announced that the catering department had made a terrible mistake. A big mix up meant that though... ...
17:20 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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I'm off to the Chinese tonight and I'm having sweet and sour badger, with deep fried badger cubs.
It's a sett meal for one! ___ A man was arrested in Asda today for spraying domestos all over the... ...
11:07 Tue 17th Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:24 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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Naval Student

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What... ...
11:04 Tue 17th Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:13 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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Murphy's Hat

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said,... ...
12:07 Mon 16th Oct 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz link starting at 6pm.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
15:57 Sun 15th Oct 2023
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I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try.

I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries... ...
11:44 Sun 15th Oct 20231 answer, last by William51 11:47 Sun 15th Oct 2023
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Ghostly Contact

Fred, a waiter who had worked in a small restaurant for 53 years, passed away one night. His wife, Lois was heartbroken without him; she spent several days contacting psychics, channelers, anyone... ...
14:29 Sat 14th Oct 2023
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A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexahedronic ball
And the cube of its weight
Times his ***, plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
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I don’t get out much these days.
I have a two foot... ...
13:34 Sat 14th Oct 2023
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I have a friend who entertains her guests by quickly calculating statistical averages.
Not exactly the life of the party, but she means well.
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An investigative journalist should do a lot of... ...
11:54 Sat 14th Oct 2023
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Yorkshire Man

A Yorkshire man walks into a vets. 
Man: "Summit up wi' t' cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshire man: "Nah, it's ere int basket."
15:46 Fri 13th Oct 20235 answers, last by Canary42 20:20 Fri 13th Oct 2023
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I've got two albums to listen to tonight, one by The Jam and the other by Cream.
I just don't know which one to put on first!
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The mutant World Cup final will be played over 3 legs.
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I was at a... ...
11:02 Fri 13th Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:18 Fri 13th Oct 2023
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Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and found Little Johnny and Billy holding a list. "Lady," Johnny explained, "We are on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork chop bone... ...
11:43 Thu 12th Oct 20232 answers, last by bhg481 11:58 Thu 12th Oct 2023
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Waterstones

I Just walked into Waterstones and said, "I'd like a book by Shakespeare please ?"
"Of course, Sir, which one?" She said.
I replied, "William."
Not too clever some shop assistants are... ...
16:32 Wed 11th Oct 20231 answer, last by Canary42 17:41 Wed 11th Oct 2023
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Holding Hands

Walking home from the pub last night I saw two old age pensioners holding hands. As they walked by I said to the old guy with a smile and a wink: "Have her home by ten now."
The elderly man stopped... ...
11:04 Wed 11th Oct 2023
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Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.
On arrival the nurse asks 'how dilated is she'?
To which Paddy replies 'Dilated....Oh Jaysus we're both over the moon'!
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Just paid... ...
10:57 Wed 11th Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:21 Wed 11th Oct 2023
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the... ...
11:53 Tue 10th Oct 2023

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