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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week tonight at 6pm (British time)   https://stin.to/f0blx#   ...
16:22 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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So I was in the chemist lab and I said to the assistant, “What gets rid of germs?”
She said, "Ammonia cleaner."
I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...” ___ Man in jewellers: I need a potato... ...
08:36 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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The wife says she wants something silky for Christmas.
I bet this emulsion is the wrong colour.
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My mate is a celebrity hairdresser, he was once asked to go to Balmoral to cut Prince William’s... ...
10:29 Sat 04th Nov 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:04 Sat 04th Nov 2023
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Just had a Jeovah witness man at my house, he rang the bell, I answered the Door I invited him in, I asked if wanted a drink, he just sat there never said a word, I said OK what's next, he replied......
13:44 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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A Small Church

A priest was sent to a very small church in the outer Hebrides. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really... ...
16:56 Thu 02nd Nov 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:18 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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Why did the homeowner not sue when he fell in the driveway?
It was his own asphalt!
___ I found 5 ants in my front room yesterday today found 5 more apparently they are now tenants. ___
14:35 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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Shopping

The clerk asked me, "Cash, cheque or card?" after ringing up my purchase. As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse. "Do you always carry your TV... ...
13:51 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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Burglary

“Didn’t you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” asked the policeman.
“No, I just thought my husband had... ...
13:39 Thu 02nd Nov 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 13:51 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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My car broke down today. So I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
He said: "Hello sir, you are very handsome and a very smart dresser too."
I could see the problem straight... ...
12:40 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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The prison officer tells the warden, “Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out.” The alarmed warden says, “Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police!" With a surprised... ...
14:40 Wed 01st Nov 2023
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You know what they say about cold spaghetti.
Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
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A young lad knocked on my door for Halloween & said, "Trick or Treat?"
I said, "What have you come... ...
12:26 Wed 01st Nov 20231 answer, last by Canary42 16:27 Wed 01st Nov 2023
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Halloween

THE HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY!
Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to... ...
10:38 Tue 31st Oct 20231 answer, last by Squitty 10:49 Tue 31st Oct 2023
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I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they're like my garden angels.
___ The UK economy is so bad that :If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if... ...
10:28 Tue 31st Oct 2023
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A man tried to sell me a magazine on the High Street.
Bit annoying but not really a Big Issue.
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I’ve just witnessed a flying saucer.
Now my wife’s throwing the cup as well!
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I want to know why my... ...
10:23 Tue 31st Oct 2023
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Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
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“A man walks into a pharmacy... ...
15:25 Mon 30th Oct 20231 answer, last by stocksman 17:51 Mon 30th Oct 2023
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Santa

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at... ...
12:15 Mon 30th Oct 2023
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Phone Call

My phone rang on the bus this morning and after I'd taken the call, the guy behind me said,"Excuse me, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? My friend and I heard your phone ringing and... ...
16:42 Sun 29th Oct 20231 answer, last by Hopkirk 16:45 Sun 29th Oct 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz link, starting at 6pm.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
15:00 Sun 29th Oct 2023
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Repair Shop

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the... ...
14:13 Sun 29th Oct 2023

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