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At The Traffic Lights.....................

He pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl. He smiles at her and winds his window down. She smiles back and winds her window down. He says to her, "Have you farted as well."...
20:34 Sat 22nd Jan 20222 answers, last by TTG 15:34 Mon 24th Jan 2022
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A Glasgow Copper................

A smart alec London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better...
16:42 Wed 29th Dec 20211 answer, last by Stickybottle 16:45 Wed 29th Dec 2021
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Doctors.................

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human...
16:41 Mon 27th Dec 2021
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The Autopsy.................

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics....
16:32 Mon 27th Dec 2021
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Registration.................

Registration on the first day back at school Ahmed Al Sheriah? "Here." Mustafa Al Sheriah? "Here." Fatima El Bindiri? "Here." Ali Acmah Shabeeb? "Here." Ali Sun Al En? No answer… Ali Sun Al En? A...
16:59 Fri 24th Dec 20211 answer, last by Togo 20:26 Fri 24th Dec 2021
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The Remote..................

An elderly couple were at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said,...
16:55 Fri 24th Dec 2021
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Turkey............

Just seen a sign in Tesco's saying Turkey £29. That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook....
16:49 Fri 24th Dec 20211 answer, last by Spicerack 16:56 Fri 24th Dec 2021
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The Haircut....................

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...
20:19 Thu 23rd Dec 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:40 Thu 23rd Dec 2021
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The Question..................

When asked the question........... Are there too many immigrants in the UK? 7% said 'No' 27% said 'Yes' 66% said "I am not understanding the question please."...
20:15 Thu 23rd Dec 2021
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In Spain..............

A gent was on nude beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he kept his hat over his privates. A woman walked passed sniggering and said, "If you were gentleman, you'd lift your hat." He...
15:52 Thu 23rd Dec 20211 answer, last by Bazile 16:03 Thu 23rd Dec 2021
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Sacrifice.............

If you could sacrifice one country to save the rest of the world from Covid, which country would you choose and why France.
15:43 Thu 23rd Dec 20213 answers, last by bookbinder 16:38 Thu 23rd Dec 2021
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A Mole

Just been to hospital to have a mole removed from my ***. I won't be messing with one of them again.
20:21 Wed 22nd Dec 20213 answers, last by Ellipsis 22:02 Wed 22nd Dec 2021
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Alone At Christmas.............

If anyone is alone with no one to spend Christmas with, please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.................
20:21 Tue 21st Dec 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 20:24 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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Big Feet............

3 Sisters - Ann, Jan and Fanny Once there were 3 sisters - Ann, Jan and Fanny. All 3 had big feet. Ann was a size 9, Jan was a size 10 and Fanny was a size 13. Ann and Jan went on a double date....
19:49 Sun 15th Mar 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 19:25 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Special Sandals.............

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a...
19:46 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Love Story............

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and...
19:41 Sun 15th Mar 20204 answers, last by Togo 20:00 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Farmer's Birth Control..............

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage councillor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. They were two city girls...
19:39 Sun 15th Mar 20201 answer, last by marval 19:41 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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The New Porsche..............

A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door...
12:26 Sun 15th Mar 20202 answers, last by brainiac 13:15 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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The Lady And The Pharmacist...............

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
12:21 Sun 15th Mar 20206 answers, last by Spicerack 16:45 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Canny Scotsman.............

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man...
12:19 Sun 15th Mar 20202 answers, last by Spicerack 13:23 Sun 15th Mar 2020

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