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Out In Africa.........

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to an African jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the courtesies...
20:20 Sat 14th Mar 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 22:32 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Never Drink Tequila..............

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 notes. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the...
20:14 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Crafty Wife..............

A husband walks into David Jones to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,...
20:04 Sat 14th Mar 20201 answer, last by marval 20:12 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Beware Of Older Women...........

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We...
19:56 Sat 14th Mar 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:42 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Snow......................

It had been snowing all night. So at .... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbour...
12:57 Fri 23rd Nov 20182 answers, last by JamieFrench 08:47 Fri 06th Nov 2020
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The Flagpole...........

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Murphy, "but we...
12:52 Thu 15th Nov 20187 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:46 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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The Frog.........

He was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog...
12:49 Thu 15th Nov 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 16:57 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Blind Firemen..........

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We've been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor...
12:44 Thu 15th Nov 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 16:08 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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The Bike...........

Two students were riding bicycles across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get the great bike?" The second replied, "Well, I was walking yesterday, minding my own business, when a...
12:42 Thu 15th Nov 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 13:53 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Good Golfer............

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking...
16:26 Wed 14th Nov 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 17:14 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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The 9Th Green.............

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack. ”Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes,...
16:24 Wed 14th Nov 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 18:28 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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A Study...........

A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means, on average, golfers get about 41...
16:18 Wed 14th Nov 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:37 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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Serious Heart Condition.............

A man visits his doctor for his regular check-up. The doctor is not too pleased with what he finds and asks the man to send his wife to see him. The wife goes to see the doctor who tells her that her...
20:15 Tue 13th Nov 20185 answers, last by marval 21:07 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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When God Sends You Help, Don't Ask Questions.

She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and...
16:53 Mon 12th Nov 20182 answers, last by marval 20:12 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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Your Police ..... Do Care !

The Met Police report finding a man's body in the River Thames. (The dead man's name will not be released, until his family has been notified.) The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana...
14:56 Mon 05th Nov 2018
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Wolfman..............

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts. "Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a...
11:43 Wed 31st Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 12:01 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Rocky..............

One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left...
11:42 Wed 31st Oct 20184 answers, last by retrocop 12:10 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Be Trick Or Treating:

1. You get winded from knocking on the door. 2. You have to have a kid chew the toffee for you. 3. You ask for high fibre sweets only. 4. When someone drops a chocolate bar in your bag, you lose your...
11:41 Wed 31st Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 12:03 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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A Visit To The Doctors...............

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, " How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a...
15:22 Tue 30th Oct 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:37 Tue 30th Oct 2018
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Country Doctor...................

A young doctor had moved to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to...
10:52 Thu 25th Oct 20183 answers, last by Canary42 19:25 Thu 25th Oct 2018

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