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Irish Blonde.........

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I...
09:21 Tue 07th Aug 20182 answers, last by marval 18:27 Tue 07th Aug 2018
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Italian Custom.........

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a...
09:19 Tue 07th Aug 20182 answers, last by Old_Geezer 11:30 Tue 07th Aug 2018
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The Jewish Elbow............

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the...
09:18 Tue 07th Aug 20184 answers, last by naomi24 18:30 Tue 07th Aug 2018
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Lonely Widow..........

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUSTN’T RUN...
15:30 Thu 02nd Aug 20183 answers, last by Tilly2 20:15 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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Pun Fun.................

1. The meaning of opaque is unclear. 2. I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind. 3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4. A man tried to assault...
15:27 Thu 02nd Aug 20182 answers, last by marval 18:10 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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Latex Gloves............

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I...
12:06 Thu 02nd Aug 20183 answers, last by JannySping 10:17 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Five Surgeons................

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is...
19:52 Wed 01st Aug 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 20:48 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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Curtain Rods..............

On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for...
16:09 Mon 30th Jul 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 17:28 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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71 Yrs. Old Sperm Count.............

A 71-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The...
16:00 Mon 30th Jul 20188 answers, last by Voltage 16:25 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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The Golfer..........

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
15:48 Tue 24th Jul 20189 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:27 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Sleeping Pills..........

Doctor, "Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills." Wife, "When must I give them to him?" Doctor, "They are not for him, they are for you."...
15:37 Tue 24th Jul 20186 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:04 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Confucius Say............

Confucius Say... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say... Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say... Man with broken condom Often called Daddy...
19:31 Mon 23rd Jul 201820 answers, last by Canary42 20:58 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Three Italian Nuns.............

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to...
19:26 Mon 23rd Jul 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 22:44 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Some For Marval's Book............

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers...
19:40 Mon 16th Jul 20183 answers, last by Voltage 00:07 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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One Vacancy In Heaven.............

Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only...
09:45 Mon 09th Jul 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 10:48 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Golf - Porn

A couple were watching television and the husband kept flicking channels Golf - Porn - Golf - Porn - Golf - Porn The wife says, "Leave it on porn. You know how to play golf."...
09:36 Mon 09th Jul 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 10:57 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Two Mice..............

Two mice meet and start chatting. “Look,” says one after a while, “I’ve got a new boyfriend!” and shows a picture on the mobile phone. “OMG,” cries the other mouse, “that’s a bat!”...
19:44 Thu 05th Jul 2018
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Adoption................

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20...
19:40 Thu 05th Jul 20181 answer, last by Voltage 19:41 Thu 05th Jul 2018
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First Date..................

All Bill asked for was a little good-night kiss, but Anne haughtily rebuffed him with, "I don't do that sort of thing on my first date!" "Well," Bill replied with sarcasm, "how about on your last...
19:34 Thu 05th Jul 2018
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In The Cleaners...............

A blonde goes into the cleaners and drops off a top to be dry cleaned. As she's leaving the assistant says, "Come again." The blonde stops and says, "No, it's mustard this time."...
19:32 Thu 05th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 19:40 Thu 05th Jul 2018

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