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The Flagpole.............

Paddy and Murphy, two council maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the...
10:26 Wed 24th Oct 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 10:51 Wed 24th Oct 2018
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True Or Not...............

Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A...
10:21 Wed 24th Oct 20183 answers, last by LottieJMacias 07:20 Mon 31st Dec 2018
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Three Dogs At The Vets...............

Three dogs, a bulldog, a dachshund and a great dane, meet at the veterinarian. The dachshund turns to the bulldog and asks "So, what are you in for?" The bulldog replies "I was playing with a kid, and...
13:14 Fri 19th Oct 20182 answers, last by marval 15:57 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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The Haircut..............

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...
19:23 Thu 18th Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 19:52 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Kung-Fu............

A Chinese bloke walks into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking. I said to him, "Do you know any of these martial arts like kung-fu, jujitsu are karate?" He says, "Why u ask me dat? Is it...
19:11 Thu 18th Oct 20188 answers, last by Shaglene 12:53 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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Idiot Sightings............

IDIOT SIGHTING. My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I...
19:09 Wed 17th Oct 20187 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:15 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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Quick Ones........

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it ! Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for...
19:06 Tue 16th Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 19:52 Tue 16th Oct 2018
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Quickies...................

I was at a family party yesterday when my Mum started reminiscing about the Summer of '69. It could have been worse, she could have told everyone about her Autumn of anal....
18:55 Tue 16th Oct 2018
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Drinks All Round................

A rich Arab walks in a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy...
09:56 Mon 15th Oct 20184 answers, last by zebo 10:36 Tue 16th Oct 2018
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Confusions..............

At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours? In the word scent, is "S" silent or "C"? If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in...
09:41 Mon 15th Oct 20184 answers, last by zebo 10:41 Tue 16th Oct 2018
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One Liners Or A Bit Longer..............

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador”. "Blow that" says Mick, “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of...
19:42 Wed 10th Oct 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 20:32 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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Mother Superior........

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired...
15:30 Tue 09th Oct 20183 answers, last by zebo 16:14 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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Polish Immigrant.........

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can...
15:29 Tue 09th Oct 20184 answers, last by snags 23:56 Tue 09th Oct 2018
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Do What You Want...........

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing....
15:28 Tue 09th Oct 2018
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Male Logic............

THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE. PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY. BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM I BET...
13:18 Mon 08th Oct 20186 answers, last by Canary42 20:49 Mon 08th Oct 2018
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Its A Boy...........

"It's a boy." I shouted with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy." It's at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again................
13:03 Mon 08th Oct 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:46 Tue 09th Oct 2018
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Paddy's Burglary..........

Paddy gets a phone call from the police "Your house has been broken into and they've drank all your beer and shagged your wife." Paddy says "I can't believe they shagged her after only four cans"...
11:47 Fri 05th Oct 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 15:12 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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Agony Aunt..............

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a...
19:27 Wed 03rd Oct 20184 answers, last by Mofasa411 12:57 Fri 02nd Oct 2020
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Night Nurse............

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she...
19:23 Wed 03rd Oct 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 19:34 Wed 03rd Oct 2018
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Definitions..............

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and...
19:15 Wed 03rd Oct 20181 answer, last by retrocop 19:21 Wed 03rd Oct 2018

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